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Dr. Neil Clark Warren, Founder

Dr. Warren is a clinical psychologist and author of eight books on love, marriage and emotional health. During 35 years of counseling thousands of married couples, Dr. Warren observed a set of characteristics that seemed to be present in all successful relationships. He called them the 29 Dimensions of Compatibility. After extensive research involving thousands of married couples, Dr. Warren confirmed that these dimensions were indeed highly predictive of relationship success and could be used to match singles. Ten years later, eHarmony's compatibility matching is responsible for nearly 4% of U. S. marriages.*

*2012 U. S. survey conducted for eHarmony by Harris Interactive®

eHarmony - #1 Trusted Online Dating Site for Singles

eHarmony is the first service within the online dating industry to use a scientific approach to matching highly compatible singles. eHarmony's matching is based on using its 29 DIMENSIONS® model to match couples based on features of compatibility found in thousands of successful relationships.

eHarmony is committed to helping singles find love every day . and with over 20 million registered online users, we are confident in our ability to do so. The eHarmony Compatibility Matching System® matches single women and men based on 29 Dimensions® of Compatibility for lasting and fulfilling relationships.

Traditional Internet dating can be challenging for those singles looking for love that lasts. But eHarmony is not a traditional dating site. Of all the single men or women you may meet online, very few will be compatible with you specifically, and it can be difficult to determine the level of compatibility of a potential partner through methods of conventional dating services – browsing classified ads, online personals, or viewing profile photos. Our Compatibility Matching System does the work for you by narrowing the field from thousands of single prospects to match you with a select group of compatible matches with whom you can build a quality relationship.

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eHarmony is different than other online dating websites and services, and we believe our success speaks for itself. On average, 438 people get married every day in the United States because of eHarmony; that accounts for nearly 4% of new U. S. marriages.* At eHarmony, we believe you deserve to find love – true love that comes with a lasting relationship. Because of this, we are committed to assisting singles everywhere in their search to find love and romantic fulfillment.

*2012 U. S. survey conducted for eHarmony by Harris Interactive® online, very few will be compatible with you specifically, and it can be difficult to determine the level of compatibility of a potential partner through methods of conventional dating services – browsing classified ads, online personals, or viewing profile photos. Our Compatibility Matching System does the work for you by narrowing the field from thousands of single prospects to match you with a select group of compatible matches with whom you can build a quality relationship.

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With over 20 million registered users, the eHarmony member base is an ethnically, racially, and religiously diverse group of individuals of all ages – all of whom are looking to find someone special. Amongst our most popular demographics are: Christian Singles. Jewish Singles. Black Singles. Hispanic Singles. Asian Singles. 30s Singles and Senior Singles. We understand it can be difficult to find a mate with whom you share a similar background, goals, or beliefs, and regardless of who you may be looking for, eHarmony wants to help you find the love of your life.

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Unlike traditional dating websites, eHarmony matches compatible men and women based on 29 Dimensions of Compatibility that are predictors of long-term relationship success. Determining compatibility through conventional dating methods could take months, or even years, of interaction between you and your potential partner. At eHarmony, we deliver more than personal ads . We are committed to matching you with truly compatible men or women in order to provide you with the best online dating and relationship experience possible. This is one of the many reasons why eHarmony is now the #1 Trusted Online Dating Site for American singles.

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We at eHarmony want you to find love and romance and to make it last. To assist you in this quest, we offer free dating advice at: eH Advice. Meet people in our on line dating community, utilize our Date Planner, and receive advice from our relationship experts.

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eHarmony Success Stories

If you've met someone special through eHarmony, please contact us and let us know how it all started and how the relationship is progressing. Thousands of eHarmony couples have shared their stories with us. To learn more about eHarmony success stories, simply click the link below.

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How It Works - Telegraph Dating is a place where you can have fun getting to know like-minded people in a safe and secure environment. It's free to join, and within minutes of creating your profile, you'll be able to view your most compatible matches, browse people in your area and find out who likes you. It's quick and easy to join, so sign up today and have fun getting to meet new people.

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Michelle, 2014-06-03

I feel very blessed to have met my partner on this website. Funnily, he was the first and only match I dated. We started exchanging messages through the website in January this year and met in person in March. I would never have thought I would have had such a meaningful relationship through online dating. Thank you so much. your match was spot on.

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ТВОРЧЕСКИЙ ВЕЧЕР ИГОРЯ КРУТОГО

Заслуженный артист России Олег Погудин – один из самых популярных российских певцов, который уже несколько лет собирает аншлаги в России, странах СНГ и во всем мире. Причем аншлаги в самых престижных залах - Государственном Кремлевском Дворце или в Зале имени Чайковского! По единодушному мнению слушателей и СМИ, его по праву считают «Серебряным голосом России».

Олег Погудин - блестящий исполнитель старинных русских романсов, а также лирических и городских песен. Репертуар уникального артиста насчитывает более 500 музыкальных произведений, а с момента начала карьеры певца в 1991 году, он выпустил более 20 сольных альбомов.

Концерты Олега Погудина в Северной Америке в 2013 г. прошли при переполненных залах - публика полюбила артиста. На этот раз будет представлена новая программа, а исполнитель будет выступать в сопровождении ансамбля музыкантов-виртуозов.

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You just got your driver's license today and after shopping at the mall you need to drive home to get ready for your big Sweet 16 party. Be careful while driving and make sure to avoid the obstacles in the road including the oil spills. Once you are home you can try on all your new outfits, mix and match so you look awesome for tonight's birthday party. There is nothing quite like a sweet 16th birthday so looking your best is important!

The both boys are very nice. But which boy would the girl like best? Choose one and dress up the girl with beautiful clothes. They will have a honeymoon travel.

The famous "Vip" club is going to give a special party where many important stars will come. This beautiful girl is a young actress who was invited here by a great movie director who wants to work with her at his new film. She is very happy for that and she is also so excited she was invited to such a fancy party! She wants to look amazing, to be the most beautiful girl of all, to be admired by all the stars and journalists. For that, she may need the help of a stylish trendy girl like you to dress her up in cool elegant clothes and style her hair to look absolutely glamorous. So, play this game by dressing her up in one of the wonderful dresses available, make her try on some of them and pick up the one you like best. Don't forget to change her hairstyle and choose some fancy accessories to make her look like a diva. Enjoy!