Dating profile generator

Generated Templates For Online Dating Profiles

A good tagline engages the reader to continue reading your profile.

Generating a lot of text from a template can result in funny results.

We have investigated many interesting phenomenons. This page shows fill in the blank examples for how to write perfect profiles. Finding a tagline for your profile is one of the hardest parts. A template can serve as a fill in the blanks example for a good, personalized online dating profile. This is, of course, why our software is still in beta. Funny Online Dating Profiles are generated using rules we engineered. The subject line of the email and the profile - also called a tagline - seems to be hard to choose for many people. A short essay that helps your perfect match get a good idea of who you are. It is important to live a rich, fulfilling life.

The woman to man ratio changes over time. Learn how to stand out from the crowd. In an ideal world older people would not have a harder time finding dates online. Statistically speaking, a woman's desirability peaks at age 21. Men have their prime around age 36 while a womens desirability peaks around age 21. Some demographics in internet dating, such as recently divorced or older than 45 have a hard time finding a partner. Dating preferences change with age, and obviously most people prefer to date people younger than themselves. How many fun activities have you participated in last week?

You can learn how to write a funny online dating profile by learning from examples. Having a good tagline can make all the difference in the world. A hot woman receives roughly four times the messages an average-looking woman gets. Sometimes the text repeats and this needs to be accounted for. A hot women receives 25 times as many emails as an ugly one.

Did you know that correct grammar and spelling is essential for your profile? Most people spend too much time optimizing their profile. A woman gets a better response from men as men become less consistent in their opinions of her. A profile tagline should be funny and to the point. This website was made to help you succeed with internet dating. After age 26 a man can expect many more potential dates than a woman of the same age. A woman of 31 is already past her prime, while a man doesn't become so until age 36.

Funny Profile Generator for Online Dating

This system for writing online dating emails and generating funny profiles for internet dating websites. We used the experiences we gathered through experimentation and study of existing literature to engineer this system, but you should keep in mind that the system is for entertainment purposes only as we can not warrant that any of this would actually work in the real world for everybody alike. This page is Copyright © 2010. All rights reserved. This computer system (website) is ONLY FOR AUTHORIZED USE. Use of this website, authorized or unauthorized, constitutes consent to monitoring. Unauthorized use may subject you to criminal prosecution. Evidence of unauthorized use collected during monitoring may be used for criminal or other adverse action. Use of this website constitutes consent to monitoring for these purposes. Please note that by using this website you are bound by our Terms of Service. Please find our privacy policy in the terms-of-service document. You must be 21 years or older to enter and/or use this website. You acknowledge that you are responsible for your own actions, esp. with respect to complying with the Terms-of-Service of third-party websites.

Instructions

Create a creative screen name. Your online name should reveal something about your personality. If Van Gogh is your favorite artist and your birth year was 1980, starrynight80 would be fitting. Try not to be esoteric unless you only want to attract a narrow demographic.

Reveal your interests in the body of your profile. Move away from a list of adjectives and delve into specifics. Rather than writing that you are athletic, talk about how you placed in the last marathon you ran. Details are what will set you apart from others and spark interest in those with similar characteristics, hobbies and values.

Tips & Warnings

Consider enlisting the services of a professional online dating profile creator. If you don't feel confident about your writing skills or have a hard time recognizing your most desirable qualities, these services can relive a lot of stress. The service will pay for itself after you've had your first successful date.

Avoid revealing personal information that can compromise your safety. Remember that once your information is on the Internet, virtually anyone can access it.

Comments

ThePelton Being underemployed, I'm wondering what would happen if I added this stuff to my resume. "Spent 2002-2008 supervising the production of circus clowns in Salisbury, MD."

1:05 AM on 9/15/12

1:05 AM on 9/15/12

colbysma Spent 2002-2007 selling fatback in Libya.

2:33 AM on 10/6/12

Arkio Dharkaea I went from a terrorist to an illegal action figure salesman to a fast food manager to an elderly farmer.

Case Study: A Good Online Dating Profile

Lately, I have stumbled upon a number of blog posts discussing bad online dating profiles. Some cover biggest turn-offs while others re-post the offending profile and call out everything that’s wrong with it.

I wholeheartedly understand the frustration and often come across barf-inducing profiles that leave me thinking, sweet Jesus, who wrote this blather, Spencer Pratt? Next! Next! Next!

But I thought I’d try something different here and post what I consider to be a good online dating profile. Accentuate the positive, yes?

I happened upon the profile below and it really stood out to me:

Iamnotadick [not actual username]: “I put the seat down.”

Hello, my name is Jonathan and yes, I admit it, I pretty much just look at your pictures. Do you actually read these? =P

I came from a very small sperm. And, there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure that I was mostly the sperm part. Later on in my life an ex-girlfriend would say, “100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”

I grew up a poor white child in the west San Fernando Valley and I’ll never turn back…because I’m afraid I’ll turn to salt.

I’m a fun and honest guy and I have an awesome job in television. In person I’m pretty shy when it comes to women…so that’s why I’m hiding behind this computer. And, my skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight.

I’m pretty ambitious…I’m attending private pilot school and this coming summer I’m going to learn how to scuba dive so I can go get you a lobster dinner whenever you want.

Also, I am not a total fat ass. I try to exercise everyday for 30 minutes on my stationary bike. And, I usually eat fairly healthy.

Anyway, good luck to you, because I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.

Actually, I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time. =P

So, If you want my body and you think I’m sexy…

Come on, sugar, let me know.

You will fan me and feed me grapes…actually it’ll probably be the other way around. =) Maybe we could do something like go shopping so I can buy you a new car. Let me know.

But, if we do have a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at the Walmart (the one on Crenshaw Blvd.).

7 Reasons Why it Worked:

He was original. When you’re trying to find Prince Doesn’t-Make-Me-Gag online, you sort through dozens of profiles. After a while, they all start to sound the same. Everybody’s down to earth, everybody loves to laugh (duh!), everybody wants a girl who’s just as comfortable in jeans as she is in heels and a cocktail dress. In a word, meh . This guy used a little creativity and it made him memorable. (I realize the first line is questionable, but after reading the rest, I’m being optimistic and guessing he was going for facetious rather than dickwad.)

He was funny. This may be a personal preference, buta guy who can make me giggle turns me on. I laughed out loud at the line, “I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.” Sense of humor is a biggie for me. Some women might think he sounds a little dorky, but I’m into that. I don’t dig dudes who take themselves too seriously. It might not be for everyone, but hey, this is my blog, muthatruckas.

He was specific. I often encounter men who type out laundry lists of their porkworthy characteristics. For example, “I can best be described as outgoing, smart, honest, goal oriented, loyal, adventurous, easy-going, established, & with a great sense of humor.” Ho-hum. Prove it. This guy did. He said he was ambitious and described how: he’s attending pilot school and is taking scuba diving classes. The specificity also gives us something to talk about. “Pilot school? I’d love it if you’d show me your cockpit!” Or, “I’ve always wanted to scuba dive! Will you go down on… er, with me?”

He wrote more than three sentences and less than a dissertation. If your profile is too short it gives me nothing to go on and makes it difficult to discern if we’d make a good match. If it’s too long, I’ll fall asleep. Jonathan’s “About Me” section is 252 words and actually paints a fairly solid picture of who he is. It is the perfect length, and his paragraphs were short, which made it easier to read. When it comes to profiles, size matters, gentlemen.

He posted good, clear photos. I am not posting them here out of respect for privacy (and I don’t want to get in trouble), but he displayed three clear, close-up photos of his face and one full body shot (with clothes on, thank you). Considering my prior near-death experience with misrepresentation. I require at least two to three close-ups of the guy’s face – without sunglasses or any other accoutrement obscuring his features. Another bonus: these pics were shot by a person other than himself and in a location other than the bathroom.

Nice photo, guy!

He used proper English. If you’re looking for a semi-smart chick, you best know your ass from your elbow when it comes to grammar. So do your penis a favor and memorize these 10 rules (at minimum) immediately.

Rod Stewart callout. This was just bonus. And if you’re too young to get the reference, I don’t want to know about it.

So did I contact this prince with the prizewinning profile? Well, no. I’m sort of off dating for the moment. plus, well, he’s not my type physically. Geez, I guess that’s kind of a letdown, isn’t it? Even with a well-written profile he doesn’t cut the mustard. I guess that’s the breaks. For me, you gotta be the whole package. And maybe that’s why I’m single.